Welcome Mr. Kejriwal ...
Welcome to the Great Indian Political Circus ...
The Biggest Circus in the Whole Damn World ...
Mute Lion (Dr. MMS)
Madame Ringmistress (Sonia G)
Baby's Day Out (Rahul G)
All Bark No Bites Dogs (Diggy, Sibbal, Manish Tiwari, Khurshid)
Elephantine Sculptress (Susri Mayawati)
Shouting Sister ( Momta Di)
Killer King-in-waiting (Modi)
Manoos Marauder (Thackareys, both Bal & Raj)
Fat Clown (Gadkari)
Goon Army Chief (Yadavs)
Royal Stagger(Have-we-made-it-large) (Beni Prasad)
Mr. All-Sense-Non-Sense (Too many come to the mind)
Hope You Have some Special Attraction prepared for yourself ...
Oh, you have !!!
You are the Magician that our circus needed...
Fantastic ...
Lets Take a small interview ... just to make sure that you are the right fit ...
Can You Pull out Rabbits of Incriminating Documents from your Hat at wish ... Yes???
Can You Shoot arrows of allegations through congress & BJP's ring of Fire ... Yes???
Do You know the Invisibility spell?
So you promise (mind you ... only promise) to make Corruption invisible ... Yes???
So you promise (mind you ... only promise) to make Corruption invisible ... Yes???
Oh Superb !!!
I think you are just what our Circus needs to make it more Entertaining ...
Our Spectators, the 24x7 TV News Channels (news soap-opera channels) will love it ...
they definitely need something more to see ...
B'coz Saifeena weddings, Sallu's fightings, where-is-the-stairway-to-heaven-that-ravan-found-out and Where-do-cows-go-to-die stories can't sustain them for so long ...
As far as the Poor Bloody Aam Aadmi (Raabert calls them Mango Ppl) are concerned ...
Let them be at the same place where they are ...
It doesn't matter that the prices are are soaring ... no ... just go forth and burn Electricity bills ...
It doesn't matter that there's no economic growth, or employment, neither that the poor are going meal-less for days ...
Its not of any weightage that there are increasing instances of crimes of all sorts and against all sort of people ...
Or for that matter, that the govt. plans, policies are being mismanged and funds are being misappropriated ...
You go forth and beat all around the bushes of Mr. Khurshid, Mr. Vadra, Mr. Pawar, Dr. Singh and Ms. Gandhi ...
You are the Wizard ... Spellbind them ...
Entice them ... Enchant them ...
That'll give us a fantastic Entertainer ...
And isn't that what we want ...
(though not the cure that we need) ...
I remember a quote from the past -
"A country only gets the Leader that it deserves"
I think it fits perfectly for us ...
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